The man behind the municipal desk looked municipal. Stanley knew the look—bored, unimpressed, implacable.
“Leave this with me,” the man said. “I’ll put it before the Council.”
He meant he’d shove it in a drawer and have a cup of tea.
“Listen,” Stanley pleaded, “it’s important. My giant fan will blow the miasma away. The city will be safe.”
The official straightened his cravat and nodded.
“Or we can all choke to death, I suppose,” Stanley added. Bitterness filled his mouth.
The man shuffled his papers and looked over Stanley’s shoulder at the next in line.
Friday fictioneers is a weekly challenge set by Rochelle Wisoff Fields to write a 100-word story in response to a photo prompt. You can find other stories here
Lovely tale with such a unique reading of the prompt! 🙂
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Thanks so much
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Sounds like the city officials had a plan of their own…
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I think, like many officials, they lacked any plan
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That’s officialdom for you.
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Makes you think of what’s going on in Westminster doesn’t it?
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I’d rather not think of what’s going on in Westminster. It tends to keep me awake at nights and send me to sleep during the day.
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Lovely story, Neil! Your opening had me cackling with laughter! You convey the frustration of Stanley and the municipal employee with each other really well. You make Stanley’s frustration explicit, but, cleverly you reveal the attendant’s by his actions, fiddling with his cravat, and looking beyond Stanley to the next person in the queue. Beautifully written!
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Thanks so much, Penny
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Dear Neil,
Municipal official looking municipal. So well depicted. I felt Stanley’s frustration.
Shalom,
Rochelle
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Thanks so much, Rochelle
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I’m with the jobsworth, it’ll never work!
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Naah
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Great word!
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Even the word “malaria” is wrong. They used what they could observe, the fact people got sick when they left their windows open at night. It could only be miasmatic gasses emitted from the noxious earth, they said. It is amazing the destruction wrought by a widely-adopted erroneous idea. The vaccine/autism paper and George Kinnan’s domino theory come to mind. Well done.
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Glad you noticed the miasma reference
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And that, my friends, is what happens when the bureaucrats take over.
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Yup. Though it’s not clear he could really have built the fan
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And that’s how we land up with problems… Wish they would understand the gravity of the situation. Looks like their town is gonna face trouble.
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Big trouble
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I wonder how many great ideas have been lost in the bureaucratic quagmire of indifference… nice one!
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True, but I’m not sure the gian fan is such a great idea
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Bureaucracy will kill us all. What a great take. I had to look up miasma, a new word for me.
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Thanks so much
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A perfect study of terminal disenchantment. Made me laugh. Lovely funny story Neil.
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Thanks so much
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I could feel his frustration. Thought provoking little tale, Neil.
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Thanks so much, Susan
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Another idea brushed aside. I’d like to think they came to regret it.
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They were overcome
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Wonderful tale, Neil. I can understand Stanley’s frustration.
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Thanks so much
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Poor Stanley. No wonder he’s so frustrated. I would be too dealing with someone as callous and uncaring as that man. I liked how you said he looked “municipal”.
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Thanks. I was quite pleased with municipal
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Nice one, Neil. I think we can all relate to Stanley’s frustration and sympathize with him.
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Thanks so much, Deborah
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I could picture this happening. Would love a look inside the drawer.
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I think there’s only his sandwiches in the drawer
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It’s never about bureaucracy, it’s the bureaucrats that makes the difference… so I guess it’s choking then
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Yup. Choking
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The man at the desk is probably not paid enough to care about miasma and giants fans! Very funny, Neil.
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Thanks so much
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Well, what goes around comes around …
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Well done, Neil! What unique take on this prompt!
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Thanks so much
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This was such a brilliant capture of indifferent bureaucracy. I’ve been in Santley’s shoes before, obviously not dealing with a death eating miasma but uncaring officialdom.
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Thanks so much. I think we’ve all had our own brushes with officialdom
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And, along with a whole lot of other items that could have been brought in to fix things over the ages…the drawer of death.
So well done!
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The drawer of death! Love it!
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😀
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A typical government clerk. Not my job attitude. Nicely captured.
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Thanks so much
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In many ways this is symbolic of climate change, it is going to happen either way. I love the frustration with the municipal office – we’ve all been there.
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I hadn’t thought about the climate change resonanc,e, but you’re right
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Those municipal people are going to kill us all… Stanley just needs to take matters into his own hands!
Great story!
-Rachel
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Sometimes it’s the people who take matters into their own hands who kill us
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That was so real, I just had to roll my eyes at the clerk. Good one!
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Thanks so much, Jelli
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Nice combination of unyielding bureaucracy and bone-headed ideas. The connotations and history of the concept of miasma, that J Hardy Carroll referred to, make me think, the guy’s solution is just as cockamamie as the functionary’s attitude. But maybe it is a real problem and he has a real solution, in which case, the town is in for real trouble!
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We’ll never know for sure
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A fan, a fan, of course why didn’t;’t I think of that?! Brilliant take well done, first prize!
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Why, thank you
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Inspired and staring us in the face, I’m impressed
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So typical, the way bureaucracy works everywhere! Very well written, once again!
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Thanks so much, I hope it’s also typical of how crazy inventors work everwhere too
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Sounds like you know the drill. That’s why you go ahead and do it, then answer for it later if needed. Asking permission is an opportunity for someone to say no. Well written!
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Thanks so much
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You are welcome
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Stanley needs to speak their language. Fill in the appropriate forms, tick the appropriate boxes. That’s all they know. Sad. I fear for us all. Brilliantly represented in your story, Neil.
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Thanks so much, Margaret
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I think he’s on to something there. What a shame that a true genius is never recognised in their own lifetime!
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Story of my life
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🙂
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What a stark contrast between the municipal clerk’s indifference and Stanley’s determination and frustration. Unfortunately, there are so many who end up like the municipal worker… it’s an epidemic of sorts. Love the dry humour here: “He meant he’d shove it in a drawer and have a cup of tea.” A creative take on the prompt!
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Thanks so much, Magarisa
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Next! Day in day out you would hear a lot of “next big thing” very well told. I totally understood his boredom
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The fan will never work
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At least poor Stanley was trying to solve the problem, even if his idea was fanciful. Sometimes I feel we need a giant fan in Bristol, to blow all the fumes away. Well depicted scene Neil
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You gotta love the Stanleys. Thanks so much, Lynn
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That Stanley is going to be the death of us all!
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Perhaps. Or the salvation
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no getting past bureaucracy.
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Thanks, Sascha
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🙂
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