
There was not a cloud in the sky when the rain began. Not water-rain. A single moist slap on the tarmac announced the start.
I turned. A mackerel flapped iridescent on the empty roadway. Then another. Scales brushed my cheek, like the beard scratch of a lover’s kiss. Fish began to fall in torrents.
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. I looked up, hoping to see spuds too, so I could open a fish and chip shop.
But miracles aren’t what they used to be. There weren’t even any bloody loaves.
Friday fictioneers is a weekly challenge set by Rochelle Wisoff Fields to write a 100-word story in response to a photo prompt. You can find other stories here
Cod! Your right of course plagues and miracles are not what they once were. What happened to the frogs and bubonic periods, oh how I miss them As for turning water into wine, well now who’s responsible for all the plague of alcoholics. Fun read.
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Thanks, James.
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Enjoyed this!
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Thanks, Reena
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Brilliant, So clever, Neil. These “somewhere in space hanging suspended” umbrellas seem to be a thing now. We saw them in Liverpool and I saw them in another town on tv the other day.
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Thanks so much Jilly. Yes, as anti-grav generators fall in price we should see more and more suspended objects
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Whatever happened to manna from heaven? All we get now is bread from Greggs!
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Sorry luv, manna’s off
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I feel sorry for the mackerel, pass the vinegar.😉
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Thanks, Michael
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Great fun Neil, not even a drop of salt and vinegar going?
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Thanks, Iain, Nope, nor cheese and onion
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I guess that scraps the sandwich plans. Mackerel is an oily fish, too.
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He would have preferred cod
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Dear Neil,
Guess it would be worse if it were raining cats and dogs. 😉 I’d be taking cover. Fishy good story.
Shalom,
Rochelle
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Thanks, Rochelle
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Raining fish and not a loaf to be found? Somebody needs to be held accountable! Fun one.
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Thanks, Trent
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What an imaginative take on the prompt! And so many delights in the writing, of which “Scales brushed my cheek, like the beard scratch of a lover’s kiss” is, I think, my favourite. Great last sentence, too.
And I can’t resist joining in the fun. I guess this is what the weather forecaster means when they say, solemnly “You may see an odd shower from time to time.”
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Thanks so much, Penny. Actually, showers of fish are not unknown
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So that’s what a mackerel sky is? Clever take and a good story.
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Thanks so much
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He should be glad that there wasn’t any tuna
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He wanted cod
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Very cleverly written. Great metaphors.
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Thanks so much, Lisa
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And did all this action take place in Galilee?
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Cornwall actually
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Well, I was only a few thousand miles off 🙂
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Wonderfully irreverent, Neil
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Oh. I didn’t mean it to be
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Here I was going to awaken the heavens with rains of gum drops and lemon drops;) My friend, it’s so nice to meet you. Great minds think alike. Now, I’d hope if it were raining fish, the umbrellas would catch that which would land on my plate:)
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Great use of the umbrellas
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So much fun, Neil! And I’ve heard of the “fish seeming to fall from the sky” – matter of fact, our very own Claire Fuller wrote about them in one of her books!
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Oh my god. So she did. I stole Claire’s idea
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Buahaha! Don’t think she has the monopoly on using this phenomena in a story!
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There has been instances of ‘fish-rain’. You have crafted a nice story around the phenomenon. some may see it as an omnnious act of nature. Good to see he is an optimist.
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he’s an eternal optimist, despite all evidence
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Sounds fishy. I wonder if the scales fell off his eyes?
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he had a moment of enlightenment and saw his Cod
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Sadly it’s the best we can do these days, with all the cuts. Still, half a miracle is better than no miracle at all…
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A miracle in the hand is worth ….
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Wonderful how your writing actually contains in it a number of tales!
I am guessing you had all these go through your mind and decided to include them all in your own quaint way!
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New stories grow in the mulcj of old ones. Thanks
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Ouch I imagine being hit with one of those is gonna hurt!
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Like a slap in the face with a wet fish
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😲
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I love the Whimsy in that tale 🙂
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Thanks so much
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Maybe you could open a shop for fried fish?
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That’s why he was hoping for potatoes too
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Oh he could probably drop-in to one of our fish festivals here. Only fish, nothing else.
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I would’ve preferred Pastrami sandwiches instead of fish, but…
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You gotta play the hand you’re dealt
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Clever tale.
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Thanks, Dawn
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Well done Neil- what a witty story – made me laugh. I’m with Penny in especially liking the ‘scales like a beard scratch of a lover’s kiss.’ Well done.
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Thanks so much.
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Funny twist on raining cats and dogs. Or should I say sharknado. Loved the last line.
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Thanks so much
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The umbrella and the mackerel rain reminded me of a chapter from Murakami’s ‘Kafka on the Shore’. I love the crazy imagination and especially this line- Scales brushed my cheek, like the beard scratch of a lover’s kiss
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Thanks so much, Piyali
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That analogy was hilarious! Loved it. What a hoot! Raining fish…. well, our new little furry baby would love that one for sure.
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Glad it raised a smile, Jelli
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Now you’re just making me hungry. I think I have a tin of sardines and a box of crackers, Great story.
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Thanks, Jo
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Love it. Wonderful voice, and the character revealed in that last thought about loaves. What about smoking the mackerel and making pate?
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Thanks so mich, Sarah Ann. Good thought about pate
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“miracles aren’t what they used to be” 😀 Loved it!
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Thanks, Dahlia
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Brilliant! Probably a good thing that the spuds didn’t materialise – think of the concussions!
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Thanks so much, Ellie.
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So excellent! No loaves to go with the fishes, no fish and chip shop, nothing to make chowder! So, alas, not holy mackerel?
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Thanks so much, Sascha. It’s only a step of logic for him to conclude this rain is of the devil
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This made me chuckle.
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My work here is done, then
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A literary version of Sharknado, which I quite enjoyed. Unlike Sharknado.
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Thanks, Fatima
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