Now the orange guy has gone, I’m a cert for a career in journalism. No more fake news.
Umm, well, we never did fake news. We just do news. No matter who’s in power, true is true.
Yeah, the pointy heads really like truth. It’s meat and drink to them. You’d think they don’t need to wipe after they poop. Okay, I can do true.
I’m not sure reporting is for you. To be brutally frank, you seem to have one or two prejudices.
Sure, but I’m balanced. That’s good, right?