I decked him with a single blow.
Of course they arrested me, but there was justification and surely the court will understand. It went down like this:. last year I enrolled in a genetic survey. Dr Franklin told me I carried a hereditary predisposition to obesity, so I joined a gym. Hour after hour of weights. How I hated those workouts!
Today, Franklin revealed it had all been a joke—or, as he put in, I was in the control group that received a fake diagnosis.
Wouldn’t you have decked the bugger?