
She hung on my every word. Oh, I was glorious, compelling, charismatic. “If I put this next to that, see? Harmony emerges.”
“It’s a cruet set and a glass in a pipe.”
Brushing aside a twitch of irritation, I found patience and explained. “Yes, but curated, composed. The context is everything. It’s all about the act of bringing them together. That’s what makes it art.”
Now, surely now, I had her. I leaned closer. “And if I put this next to here….”
The slap seemed unnecessary and unkind.
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Friday fictioneers is a weekly challenge set by Rochelle Wisoff Fields to write a 100-word story in response to a photo prompt. You can find other stories here
Thanks, Neil, for making me laugh. Word perfect!
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We’ve all met him
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I had to smile, a lesson in how not to behave.
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I’m glad it brought you a smile
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Tthere are times when art is appreciated best in silence and not a seductive tool. Besides, do you treat all your gallery visitors this way?
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Treating gallery visitors this way is likely to lead to a sojourn in an establishment where art materials are available only once a week
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With thick crayons only, incase they cut off their ears.
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It can be a lonely business, being an art appreciator and a sex pest at one and the same time. Well done, you made me grin.
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Thanks, Sandra. That was my intention
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Dear Neil,
I smiled when she put him in his place. Unkind, perhaps, but educational. 😉
Shalom,
Rochelle
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He may not learn the lesson, I fear
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Not to get carried away!
She was not that interested after all.
One never knows where the next slap is coming from 🙂
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He’s not very good at reading other people
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You can’t blame him for trying!
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Actually, we probably can and should
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Not quite the artist he fancied himself to be…
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Not probably the anything he fancied himself to be
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A perfectly justified slap, though I suspect he won’t learn from it. Topical and amusing Neil.
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Absolutely zero chance he’ll learn from it
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i guess his timing was a little bit off. live and learn. 🙂
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Timing and some other things
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Oh to have had the guts to smack his like!
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Thanks so much, Dale
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Hah. Art doesn’t excuse everything he learns the hard way.
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I’m not sure he learns at all
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Appreciating art is a fine art. Great story.
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Thanks so much, fleur
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You’re welcome, Neil
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I think the slap was quite appropriate 🙂
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Me too
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Mansplaining art. I wonder how often that worked for him.
Ya know, reading this immediately after Iain’s piece lends and interesting context to the sexual background of both stories. Juxtaposed, I suppose. 🙂 Another great story, Neil.
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Thanks so much, Bill
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Silly billy of a man.
Every opportunity must not be taken.
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I don’t think he got that memo
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Me neither!
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He’s gotten just a little too smart for his britches. Next time the claws will come out and leave a mark. Good story, Neil.
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Thank so much, Jade
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You’re welcome.
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Ouch! Gosh this made me laugh
I have a feeling this is a relationship a tad doomed. Poor thing. Though I admit, I know a bloke like that… I’d love to give him a slap once he gets going hahaha
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I don’t think he’s her dream lover. In fact, he probably isn’t anybody’s. Thanks. Laurie
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Perfect ❤️
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Thank you
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I’d say he had that coming, smug git.
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I’d agree with you
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