
I’m a hero, me. They oughta give me a bleedin’ medal for what I done, mate; saved the country, din’t I? Sat on me arse for fourteen months, never going out, never letting any bugger in; it was hard, I can tell you; but I stuck it out, ‘cause that’s what an Englishman does.
Fourteen months! That was my war. Double vaccinated, I am. Stopped the virus in its tracks, so we did. So where’s me bleedin’ medal now, and me war pension from a grateful nation?
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I think he’s in for a big disappointment, your Englishman. Great voice, Neil.
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Thanks so much, Jilly. At least he’ll be able to grumble about ingratitude for years to come
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So true. Some people actually think that they must be compensated for doing this great service.
We’ll need so many medals to reward all such vaccinated “soldiers” of the world 🙂
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Thanks so much, Anita
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This is so wonderful! A true hero deserves a medal for sitting on his arse and taking the trouble of getting vaccinated – TWICE!
Great writing! 🙂
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Thanks so much, Terveen
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Double vaccinated? And he thinks that’s where it will end…? Great voice.
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Thanks so much, Sandra
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Dear Neil,
Sounds like a shot in the dark to me.
Shalom,
Rochelle
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He may be waiting a long time
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I hear the voice! And the man. Great piece, Neil
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I think we’ve all met this bloke. Thanks, Jenne
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Hey, I want my medal too! lol, like the voice.
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Thanks so much, Trent
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Love the voice you created. Well done, Neil!
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Thanks so much, Mason
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Sounds like he’s in for a great disappointment! Great take, Neil. I liked the voice.
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Thanks, Shweta. Hope springs eternal
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I don’t think he should hold his breath. Silly old fart. 😀
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He’s not going to be pleased about that!
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Good voice and well drawn character.
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Thanks so much, Penny
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I know a few characters like this one. Entertaining piece!
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Thanks so much, Brenda
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I like the lingo you used in this, Neil. I think those medals need to be mass-produced, or maybe a coin, something to carry around like a good luck charm against the next war.
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Thanks so much, Jade
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You’re very welcome.
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Splendid voice, Neil. That “I’m a veteran, me” pattern shows up with Black people in New Orleans. I so love language.
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Thanks so much, Joshua. The “me” is also used in parts of England
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Never mind the bleeding medal – where the hell is our promised freedom?
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Gone, all gone
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Everybody wants recognition.
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Some more than others
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The medal is in the mail. You just sit there at home, sitting on your arse, and wait for it to arrive. It should be there any day now.
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Well that’s a relief to know
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Sounds like the perfect old cermudgeon. Love the voice!
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Thanks so much, Alicia
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He’s going to be waiting a lot longer than 14 months for his medal.
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The awful truth is you’re right
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In America, wounded soldiers get the Purple Heart. I wonder, would you accept the Bleeding Heart?
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That sounds entirely appropriate
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Neil,
Yo! You got this bro down good, homey. He needs to chill.
pax,
dora
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Thanks muchly, Dora
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Great voice…one can imagine this character…who embodies quite a few, no doubt…
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Thank you so much
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Great voice in this one, Neil.
Heroes come in all shades. Perhaps that’s what we need for those who are vaccinated ? A medal for protection warriors perhaps!
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And a pension. Don’t forget the pension
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This period in our collective history has certainly brought a lot out into the open. Wish this didn’t feel so realistic!
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Thankfully, others cherish other hopes for the future
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thank you for your service. it’s much appreciated. you’d never know how many lives you have saved.
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Well, about time too
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The medal’s on its way, Delta will deliver it. I can only echo others: great voice.
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Thanks so much
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Great adoption of a personae — I can see and hear your “English gentleman!”
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Thanks so much, Lorraine
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This character has a wonderful voice, and I love his attitude. Sadly, this is not a war in which following all the rules is rewarded.
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Thanks so much, Linda
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Now that was sacrifice! And no medal. Send me address, I’ll print you one on line. No better yet, print your own. 😀
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Perhaps a grateful nation will buy him a 3D printer
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