Friday Fictioneers – Rant

PHOTO PROMPT © Sandra Crook

Not so bleeding clever now, are you with your big house up on the hill? Well, it’s falling down, innit? Ooh, you have had the cowboys in. Can’t get the workmanship these days.

You thought you’d just build that sodding castle up there where you could look down and intimidate us. Who’s looking down now? Sod off back to France, you Norman gits. And take them Romans with you. England for the Anglo-Saxons, yeah.

Come to think of it, take your Angles and your Saxons too. Britain for the Celts, I say. Not so bleeding clever now, are you?

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Friday fictioneers is a weekly challenge set by Rochelle Wisoff Fields to write a 100-word story in response to a photo prompt. You can find other stories here

43 thoughts on “Friday Fictioneers – Rant

  1. Being a Kiwi living in Aussie, and not familiar with the ancient times in the story, I can’t comment… But! I love voice! I thought of a story similar to this, a castle high above everyone, looking down, but you’ve done it so much better 🙂

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