
Among us, Spence was the creative genius: street corner smarts, but still a genius, so of course we called him Prof, and thought the joke original.
“Best place to pull birds,” Smiler insisted, “is the pub. You just gotta say something clever.”
“Like what?” Spence asked.
“Oh like, ‘I must be in heaven cos you look like an angel.’”
“That works, does it?”
Smiler’s smirk faltered. “Not always.”
“Not ever. Laundrette is best, mate. They’re sitting down and are bored.”
“And what’s your pick up line?”
“’Can I help you fold your sheets, love.’”
Like I said, genius.
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Friday fictioneers is a weekly challenge set by Rochelle Wisoff Fields to write a 100-word story in response to a photo prompt. You can find other stories here
The best tales neatly capture a relatable grain of truth – lovely story.
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Thanks so much, Jilly
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We were on the same page this week, Neil. Your story was beautifully told and so true to life.
Best wishes,
Rowena
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Thanks so much, Rowena. Yes, we both saw the romantic potential of the tumble dryers
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Haha! She’d still decline, most men cant fold a sheet! Nice one, Neil!
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Ah but he’s practiced the manoevre at home
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Nice, he’s already to flirt then.
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You got that right, Mason.
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I try so very hard to fold sheets and still end up with a ball.
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Dear Neil,
And how could a woman refuse a line like that? The truth will come out in the wash. 😉
Shalom,
Rochelle
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He’s a canny lad
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Practical advice.
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It seems to work well for him
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If he knows how to fold a fitted sheet, he’ll be the major draw of the laundromat! Genius indeed
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Thanks so much
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Truth!
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I’m going to the laundrette tomorrow, I wonder….!
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Practice your folding technique
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We have to prove ourselves useful and domesticable.
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Or, at least, plausible
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A clever man!
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Thanks, Alicia
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Love it! What a great way to introduce yourself. I might have totally gone for this when I was younger and if I had a fitted sheet to be folded.
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Thanks so much Dawn,
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He seems to be a real catch.
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He certainly likes to think so
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That used to be true before every home had an automatic washing machine!
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They don’t know they’re born
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That is a good line for the laundrette though! 🤣 I like the mood in this one.
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Thanks so much, Laurie
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Lovely tale.
They are bored, thus easier to engage.
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Thanks so much
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My money is on the pub right around halfway to closing time. Bored doesn’t mean stupid. I guess if he kept showing up at the laundromat and didn’t give off a creep vibe, he might have a chance… Good story either way.
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He is more hopeful and imaginative than successful
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offering to fold sheets is probably the best pickup line. That’s the most annoying to do by yourself. 🙂
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Thanks, David
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what if she accepts the offer? can he deliver? 🙂
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He’s confident he can manage that
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My neighbor’s grandparents would fold sheets together and kiss every time they brought the ends together. Sheet folding can be very romantic.
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He’s thrilled by your suggestion
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Well one way of getting his hands on those sheets 🙂
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Ah, a sheet-thief, you think?
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well no – my thoughts went towards the bedroom 🙂
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That makes much more sense
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Good luck with the fitted sheets! Well done.
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I think he draws the line at fitted sheets, you’re right.
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Hmm… pick up lines for a Laundromat. That’s a new one!! Good luck with that!! 😀
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Thanks, Kimber
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Silly me. I’ve always thought church and dog parks were best.
Clearly genius is right.
And if she does not go for that line, just tell her not to get her panties in a wad. 🙂
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There are too many working those other pitches
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😂 Love this! It really is boring at the lauderette. I could see that working. Genius, for sure.
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Thanks so much
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