
What’s it like to be a bat? Or a Martian? I’ve spent my life wanting to know. I remember as a kid asking Mum what it was like to be her but she just shook her head and said it’s being Mum.
Later, the connectome of a flatworm gave me the entire wiring diagram of a brain but revealed no understanding of wormness.
Now the solution to the conundrum is within my grasp. When this upgrade installs, the Blue Horizon AI will cross the singularity into consciousness.
I wait.
I ask.
The machine speaks. “It’s being Blue Horizon.”
42, I think glumly.
Friday fictioneers is a weekly challenge set by Rochelle Wisoff Fields to write a 100-word story in response to a photo prompt. You can find other stories here
Very clever Neil and very amusing. Well done, I liked it a lot.
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Thanks, Derek. I’m planning on an absurdist year
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Being Mum is really being Mum! 🙂
Even I have wondered how it’ll be to be someone or something else.
AI & technology can make it possible in the future.
Imagination will become reality!
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But what IS being Mum like?
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Try it, and find out!
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You made me chuckle with that story, Neil. I liked your interweaving of contemporary research into AI and the biological underpinnings of conscious awareness with fiction and humour (btw did you realise that what you get if you multiply six by nine really is 42 if you’re working in base 13?)
It’s good to hear you’re planning an absurdist year – that should make you ideally qualified to write on current affairs…
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Thanks, Penny. Do you know, I didn’t realise that.
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Love it, Neil, especially the homage to Douglas Adams, absurdist extraordinaire.
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Thanks so much. Glad you noticed the Douglas Adams reference
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Any man who can teach us how to fly in one sentence deserves hero status!
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Dear Neil,
42 indeed. What we’re all searching for. 😉 You made me laugh out loud.
Shalom,
Rochelle
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That’s all I could hope for. Thanks, Rochelle
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I always loved Douglas Adams’ answer, 42. Because it truly makes the point that when we ask what is the meaning of life, we don’t really know what we mean by asking the question.
Skillful, absurdly written and a fun start to the new year Neil
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Thanks so much Lynn. Answers are cheap. It’s good questios that are hard to find
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My pleasure, Neil
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You are what you are, full stop! An excellent start to this weeks collection of tales.
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Thanks, Keith
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Sort of a mashup of the Once and Future King and the Hitchhiker’s guide! Love it.
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Thanks so much, Joshua
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It always pays to be curious
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Not always. People tend to resent it.
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Unfortunately there are times when it bothers people
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42 it is indeed… but it’s the question that is the real challenge… I think the question is what is the color of swords.
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The hard problem is the nature of consciousness and self awareness. He hasn’t worked out yet how to formulate it as a question
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I hope you brought your towel.
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what if I told you I really wasn’t from Guildford – I was from a small planet somewhere in the vicinity of Betelgeuse?
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The answers are always found between the lines. Happy New Year, Neil!
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Thanks, Jade
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You are welcome.
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I love the way your mind works, Neil…
42 indeed…
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Thanks, Dale
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Love it. I mean, isn’t the appropriate answer to anything meaningful, 42?
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Thanks so much. 42 is certainly the appropriate answer to misconcieved questions
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Hahaha loved this Neil. So clever ! ❤
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Thanks so much, Laurie
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A lovely start to the new year, thank you. And the answer is always 42.
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My pleasure. And only if you ask the wrong question
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Entertaining piece as always, Neil. Love the reminder of the answer to everything!
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Thanks so much, Brenda
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Nice story Neil. Love the reference to Hitchhiker’s. One of the best funny novels ever.
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Thanks, Will
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Ha, funny and clever.
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Thanks so much
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Your magical story made me smile – in the end the answer is 42 !
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Thanks so much. The answer is only 42, of course, because he asked the wrong question
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I like that s/he wants to know what it’s like to be a Martian. I’d like to know that, too. I wonder why no one asked the MC back what it’s like to be him/herself. We are unique. And thus alone. But there’s 42, that makes things bearable. 🙂
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Thanks. And I think you’re right
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A clever and creative take on the prompt. Consciousness is indeed mind-boggling… for those with a mind, that is.
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Many of my readers have minds
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Indeed 😊
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Ha! Love the humor. How does one describe what it’s like to be oneself? Interesting question.
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Thanks so much, Sascha
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