I tried. Really tried.
When he tried to thumb the base, I explained that this was a book and showed him how to open it, that swiping didn’t change the screen and how to turn the pages.
Everything became too much when I found him holding the cat by the tail and looking suspiciously at its bottom.
“Where do the batteries go?” he asked.
So, you can understand why I had to take him back to the droid store and swap my robo-child for a hoover.