
The cornerstone read 1810, occupying the lintel of the Victorian facade. Through sash windows, gentlemen in frock coats could be glimpsed at their high desks. So far, so normal.
To my astonishment, the ground floor formed a colonnaded verandah continuing all the way around the chamfered corner. I leapt back as saloon doors burst open, a rambunctious brawl spilling onto the porch.
Alacrity was well-advised as, from the parapet above, armoured knights poured boiling oil through the machicolation upon the scrimmagers.
Waking from the dream, I knew with assurance my stonemasonry exam would proceed like a promenade in the park.
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Friday fictioneers is a weekly challenge set by Rochelle Wisoff Fields to write a 100-word story in response to a photo prompt. You can find other stories here

That brought on a laugh and I learnt a few new words. 🙂
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I’m glad it gave you a laugh
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Pouring hot oil came as a shock.
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They were an inventive lot those Medievals
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😦
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You managed to cram a LOT into 100 words. Nice work.
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Thanks so much
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Ha! Ha! I thought there was a purposeful drop tongue twisting words! Nicely done.
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Thanks so much, Clare. No, it was part and parcel of the story
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Dream will come true for sure!
Looks like a sincere student- am sure he’s gonna top the exams! 🙂
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Thanks, Anita
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Let’s hope the examination doesn’t have questions on victorian brawlers. Great use of building stonemasonary terms throughout the tale.
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Thanks so much, James
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Haha! Didn’t expect that ending, Neil. A very enjoyable read!
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Thanks so much
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Dear Neil,
We can but hope he’ll pass. That was quite a raucous dream. Nicely done.
Shalom,
Rochelle
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Thanks so much, Rochelle
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A delightfully sesquipedalian piece, Neil!
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Thanks so much. Keith
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LOL! Loved your writing and the funny twist at the end!
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Thanks so much
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Hahaha great ending here. Gave me a chuckle
Phew what a detailed dream though.
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I almost didn’t do it. The “it was only a dream” ending is justly frowned on
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Well it works here 🤣
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what a dream! must be relieved to wake up before it became a nightmare. 🙂
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Thanks so much
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He has quite the imagination. Perfect for a future builder.
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That he does
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Neil, I hesitate to call your ending a twist, but what a fitting ending it was. So many neat terms out there for architecture.
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Thanks so much, Jade
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You’re very welcome.
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Now that is a detailed dream. Glad he took it all as a good omen.
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Thanks, David
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