
“Cook, are you entirely certain of this?”
Cook favoured me with a look of withering contempt. “Have you ever known me to be unsure of anything, Steward?”
“But, so many?” And then the killer argument occurred to me. “What if they crap on everything?”
Cook kissed her fingers. “Stop fretting, man. It will be a triumph—a dainty dish to set before a king.”
Certainly, I could imagine the dramatic effect of four and twenty blackbirds revealed in the pie, but doubted the guests would be swift enough to catch, kill, and eat them.
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Friday fictioneers is a weekly challenge set by Rochelle Wisoff Fields to write a 100-word story in response to a photo prompt. You can find other stories here

Novel take, Neil. That nursery rhyme always used to make me feel slightly sick.
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Love your delicious photograph, Sandra!
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Thanks so much. Sandra
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That cook needs reporting to PETA! Very funny.
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Thanks so much, Jilly
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Dear Neil,
I don’t care to be invited to that dinner. Definitely a dainty dish to set before the king. 😉 I enjoyed your unique take.
Shalom,
Rochelle
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Thanks so much, Rochelle
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An interesting look into the child’s rhyme.
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Thanks so much. Clare
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I was thinking of making one for my guests on Christmas day! Nice one, Neil.
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Thanks so much, Keith
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What an original take, Neil. I will be on the sidelines watching the reactions of the guests.
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Thanks so much, Dale
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You and Sandra are on a roll. Cute one, Neil. I wonder what they sang?
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Thanks so much, Jade. There is no clue as to what they sang.
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You’re most welcome.
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Hahaha I love this! Those birds will be such a dramatic and histerical moment. Nice use of the nursery rhyme
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Thanks so much, Laurie
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They obviously spend too much time whistling the tune and not listening to the lyrics.
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You’re right. The words are important too
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very interestingly done
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Thanks so much
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Hehe! I think, for the first time in her life, cook ought to be unsure…
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You are, perhaps, right
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