
The diner’s unremarkable. Could be anywhere, and almost anywhen. But Shelly, she is remarkable—tough, with a head of hair like springs and a tongue like a buzz-saw. I’ve had a thing for Shelly for near on thirty years.
“You can get anything you want in Alice’s Restaurant, exceptin’ Alice,” as the song goes. That’s Shelly’s. I turned up once with a mariachi band and a convertible full of red roses, like that Richard Gere movie. Woman only sniffed and muttered, “damn fool boy.”
Suppose you might call me a stalker, except the relentless pursuit really tickles Shelly. One day she’ll succumb.
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Friday fictioneers is a weekly challenge set by Rochelle Wisoff Fields to write a 100-word story in response to a photo prompt. You can find other stories here

Carry on…
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Aye aye
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Dear Neil,
I suppose it gives him something to do. Not sure I’d hold out hope where Shelly’s concerned.
Shalom,
Rochelle
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Thanks, Rochelle. I share your doubt
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I wouldn’t be so sure, pal!
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You and I know that, but he doesn’t
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I have fond memories of “Alice’s Restaurant,” the album, not the actual place.
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Glad it brought back memories James
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God loves an optimist. And maybe Shelly will too, one day. Loved the voice.
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Thanks so much, Sandra. The voice was better before I had to cut 25 words
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This was fun!
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Thanks so much, Violet
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This was a delightful read and I’m suspecting he is right and Shelly does love it (not that she’ll tell him!)
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And not that she’ll ever give in either
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A queen must be adored, and he has picked a worthy one. I really enjoyed reading your story, Neil.
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Thanks so much, Lisa
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You’re most welcome, Neil.
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It’s only stalking if your intentions are creepy…or the cops show up 🙂
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That gave me a chuckle
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A great story Neil – I love this sexy ‘head of hair like springs and a tongue like a buzz-saw’ 🤩 I think Shelly would probably be a little disappointed if he stops his pursuit of her 😃
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Great observation. I think you may be right
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😃
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Who is going to crack first and give up? Shelly is having the time of her life, with all this attention.
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Hard to tell, He’s a regular customer and that’s not to be sneezed at
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Of that I have no doubt! Nice one, Neil.
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Thanks so much, Nancy
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I wouldn’t count on it. She likes to be amused.
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I think you may be right
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A fun piece, Neil. I snickered throughout. I’m reminded of the movie “Bedazzled.”
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Thanks so much, Russell
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Reading this left me with a smile . 🙂
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Good to know. Thanks so much, Dawn
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